So, today I was thinking about the movie Uptown Girls. And Frankie, you may wonder what I was thinking about the movie. Was it the fact that one of the faces is now a ghostly reminder of someone whos passed at a young age? No. Was it about how it shows the remarkable friendship between a little girl and a young woman? No. Was it about how much the people in out lives effect us and who we are? Close but no. Today I was thinking about the pig. And no, "the pig" is not a code name for some huge jerk face, I'm speaking of the little pig in the movie that Murphy owns as a pet.


I want. That pig. I've always wanted a pet. I love animals. Ever since I was little I wanted a pet. First an Elephant, then a cat, then a dog. The want of a dog has substained too this day. Surprisingly I seem to have skipped the Pony phase, though there was a point that I wanted a Miniature horse in 6th grade. Hopefully I'd get one that would be a bit friendlier than that evil little beast in Rob and Big, a show which I've only seen once or twice. I was given a parakeet first, but that thing was pure evil. Everyone hated that bird, and I mean EVERYONE. Turns out they go crazy if you dont give them a partner. But once we realized that it was too late, Polly was so far gone that when we gave her a mirror to be less lonely she attacked it with such force she hurt herself. Goodness knows what she'd have done to another bird. I used to wake up at night to see her glaring at me with one eyes squinting and one eye open through the cage, like some Scary movie immitation. To this day I get slightly tense around parakeets, I kid you not. But now I want a pig. theyre just so darn cute! And clean! Did you know they're actually very tidy animals, and are the 4th smartest species in the world? Talk about potty training gone easy!!!!!!! You migh be able to teach it to even use the toilet, like the dog in Bruce Almighty! ok , that's a little far fetched. But you get my excitement.

But you know why I want to get a pig the most though? So I can convince people it's a dog. Yep, that's what I want to do. I want to buy a cute little brownish pig, ( because theres no way Im fooling anyway with pink) give it a wonderfully original name like "Fido" or "sparky." Ha, or since it's a pig I'll name him Hughie or "Mel Gibson the 2nd"....naw thats insulting to the poor pig. Anyway I'll have a whole tragic story for how my poor "dog " came to be that way. The tragic story being that he got hit by a car while trying to save a frog in the road, and the surgeons could only do so much to put him back together, and now he looks like this. I'll have to di sguise his hooves though. OOH ILL EVEN BUT THOSE LITTLE FAKE DOG EARS YOU CAN GET AT HALLOWEEN!!! Or maybe Ill just say he was born deformed and my heart reached out to him. Either way, it would be fun. Especially if for some reason I actually got someone to believe me. Or like some evil little old lady tries to insult my "ugly mutt dog" and show off her little yappy one, only to see my super smart pig/dog outsmart her little bundle of annoyance and leave it crying for its owner because the horrid little beast got tricked into falling in the toilet or trashcan or something. (Did I mention I dislike most small yappy dogs? I do generally like little old ladies though. just not the evil ones.)

.....WAIT NO FORGET SPARKY I'D NAME HIM QUAZIMODO!!!!! Quazy Q for short. Awesome. This is my dream pet. That and a Huge Black wolf dog thing. But that's a different story. Or Toothless from How to Train Your dragon, which I've never seen but want to.